This is story about a woman who went through ten divorces and she decided to marry again.
After the wonderful wedding, when the new husband and with went to bed, the woman started to explain to her husband that she wants he to be gentle as it is her first time. This statement really surprised the husband and he first thought that she is joking. The, he asked her: “How is that possible when you have been married ten times?”
The wife started with explanation:
“The first husband was sales rep and he was telling her all the time how awesome that is going to be.
The second husband was in software services and he never knew how does it work and that he will see how it works and he will come back to her.’’
The third husband was from field services and he just couldn’t get the system up even though he checked everything.
The fourth husband was in telemarketing and he had the order but he never knew when he will be able to deliver.
The fifth husband was engineer wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art-method.
The sixth husband was from finance and administration and he believed that he knew everything although he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
The seventh husband was in marketing and he had a nice product he did not know how to position it.
The husband number eight was psychologist and he only talked about it.
The ninth husband was gynecologist and he only looked at it.
The husband number ten was stamp collector and I really miss him but I am so excited that I am married to you now.”
The husband even more surprised and he said that he is happy to hear that but he still asked her why.
She said: “This time I am sure that I am going to get screwed because you are a lawyer.”